nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned, via nsome)

stumble-into-madness:

the-frozen-city:

THIS IS UNFAIR

WHAT THE FISH I JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE AND THEN THIS POPS UP ON MY DASH. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.

(Source: sista1894, via astra-luv)

(Source: theamericankid, via astra-luv)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via astra-luv)

lady-tromboss:

if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart 

(via nsome)

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy, via luckydreaming)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via sisterlilith)

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via asian)