daddydom420:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this


d) Why stop at 53?

daddydom420:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) Why stop at 53?

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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lillybob343:

mozzerella-sticks:

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You know Dean called Kevin Katniss…but I think Dean was wrong…

Kevin

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was always

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Rue.

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edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

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Just a hint…
babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

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guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

edwardspoonhands:

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

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Anonymous said: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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